Registration is now closed for the time being. If your application has been successful you will hear from us in the next few days. If not you won't.

Sorry if you've been unsuccessful, there will be plenty more opportunities to purchase products in the coming months. If you've registered you will automatically receive a mail telling you about new releases.

We're making every effort to process customers quickly and fairly, but please understand we've had applications from over 200 countries and answers to the customer question have been unexpectedly brilliant.

Thank you.29/10/19

Massive Disclaimer

This is not a proper shop - it is an actual shop, it sells stuff and offers refunds and complies with data protection - but all the products are made in an art studio, not a factory. Everything is produced by a handful of people using recycled material wherever possible in a workplace culture of daytime drinking. So there isn't loads of it and it's not all ready to ship straight away. You are advised that GDP may prove to be a disappointing retail experience - especially if you're successful in making a purchase.

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